The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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~AblativeLove quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
19:18:46 <autumnsky66> lol just do /me and type whatever you want
~luvHP4ever quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<SuperArrow> Liquid drum and bass is best drum and bass.
* NightWorldGrl read "drum and bass" as "dumbass"
^laserBEAST quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<sodalicious> I am going to bed
<sodalicious> because I am a bit depressed and have nothing better to do
<laserbeast> stick stuff in your butt
<sodalicious> not happening
<sodalicious> you do it
<laserbeast> come over and ill gladly put stuff in your butt
~Dezenerate quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
06:56:14 PM <zio-san>
06:56:17 PM <zio-san>
06:56:20 PM <MNBot> HELP! My software has been hacked by a troop of cats!
06:56:21 PM <zio-san>
`catluvr2 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:02:20 <PotHeadJesus> So just saying certain things means I get put in Cat Genome Research?
08:02:20 <MNBot> PotHeadJesus: On behalf of Feline UpRising thank you for volunteering for our experiments.
08:02:21 ** PotHeadJesus has been made a member of CatGenomeResearch by MNBot *
08:02:23 <PotHeadJesus> fuck
08:02:25 <PotHeadJesus> you
~Arsevere quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Arsevere> Is this a gross kiss or worm sex?
<AgentRodRedline> .....Do we really need to figure that out?
~Wolfchotic-Josh quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<manakai1> I DEMAND RP
<Wolf-Lives> I DEMAND SANDWICH!
~Eurythmic quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
02:24:55 AM <Eurythmic> what is sleep and how does it work
02:27:38 AM <i-haet-mushrooms> good question
02:29:08 AM <Eurythmic> the world may never know
=Kirona quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
23:28:49 <Kirona> So wha's everyone up to? o:
23:30:41 <Kirona> That much, eh?
I'm tryin to poop. do you mind?
23:32:11 <Katmomma> xD
~PotHeadJesus quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:45:20 AM <thederangedone> PotHeadJesus: I love all of the devart regulars' assholes.
12:45:28 AM <thederangedone> as if they were my own
12:45:29 AM <PotHeadJesus> thederangedone: I thought so
12:45:40 AM <PotHeadJesus> Do you ever smack your own asshole?
12:45:45 AM <PotHeadJesus> (lolwat)
12:45:47 AM <hazelnutx> wow
12:45:51 AM <pickledeer> thederangedone: That's a lot of assholes.
12:45:55 AM <hazelnutx> what a comment to come back to.
=dragonmunchies quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
03:17:30 AM <dragonmunchies> I WAS TABBED?
03:17:38 AM <dragonmunchies> sorry i wasn't paying attention
03:17:54 AM <dragonmunchies> i was watching some dude play bikini karate babes 2
03:18:03 AM <dragonmunchies> it was beautiful
*Skelaris quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:29:37 PM <PeanutsDontHateYou> Men and their dicks
11:29:54 PM <WhatDaFock> I got an example if you need one.
11:29:56 PM <PeanutsDontHateYou> I'd like to bite them off
11:30:01 PM <WhatDaFock> .,....
11:30:01 PM <PeanutsDontHateYou> and burn them
11:30:01 PM <Blood-Charm999> ...
~BruniBun quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<BruniBun> YOMAMA'S ANUS
<Ookami110> As much as we want to clean the Earth... we want you to clean Uranus first. v u v
<Ookami110> -- //SHOTDEAD
=RoyalBlackheart quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:34:37 PM <Blackheart276> I can see
09:34:37 PM <The-Thundercracker> xD
09:34:38 PM <Blackheart276> The fuure
09:34:40 PM <Blackheart276> *FUTURE
09:34:41 PM <The-Thundercracker> LMAO
09:34:41 PM <Blackheart276> DAMMIT
09:34:49 PM <Blackheart276> ...
09:34:52 PM <Blackheart276> I saw that coming too
~Wolfchotic-Josh quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<SonicandJTHMgurl666> hey jc i got a joke for you
<SonicandJTHMgurl666> why did the woman cross the road?
<Wolf-Lives> Hmm... real question is, how did the road get into the kitchen
=Uni77 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Uni77> Dear Brendan, you've had a total of 136 1/2 days of school, while I've had 126. :3 ...
<FoomBerry> does that 126 also cunting snowdays?
~MadManInTheBox quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
19:36:11 <superdur1995> $back
19:36:11 <MehBot> superdur1995 has returned from . (Away for: 370560 hour(s) 35 minute(s) 40 second(s))
19:36:18 <Corgidan> superdur1995: Gone much?
19:36:39 * superdur1995 is an old man now
~1LoveDrew quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
10:19:56 PM <mrawsomeness> nobody's a saint in this world
10:20:07 PM <1LoveDrew> Bernards are...
~Sverna quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:51:13 PM <stomachlinedinlace> i had to drop out due to
09:51:15 PM <stomachlinedinlace> emotional reasons
09:51:19 PM <Razelly> pooping
09:51:24 PM <Razelly> severe pooping. O:
09:51:24 PM <stomachlinedinlace> i had to drop out due to pooping
09:51:27 PM <stomachlinedinlace> in every corner
09:51:30 PM <stomachlinedinlace> of every classroom
09:52:05 PM <Razelly> stomachlinedinlace: that's gross
09:52:13 PM <stomachlinedinlace> i was expressing myself >:I
`HazelCraft quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
02:31:28 PM <TheThingThatIs> My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?" I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away."
~lack-of-color quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
20:27:49 <lack-of-color> A man walks into a bar
20:28:07 <lack-of-color> He accidentally slices his carotid artery and bleeds to death.
20:28:09 <lack-of-color> Fin.