The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
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samjo27 qoutes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:29:10 PM <tmpst24myst> I can feel the love
09:29:50 PM <Zygomanty> Nightmare: Are you sure it's not just acid reflux?
Kokyal0rd quptes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<sniper347> wotman:
HOW YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!?!<wotman> sniper347: im 14, i live with my parents
<rex-skylore> wotman:
<wotman> rex-skylore:
FoomBerry quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Uni77>MOTHER
<Uni77>STOP IT
<Uni77>STOP UNDRESSING IN MY ROOM |D
<Foxdapple101> Bachelor party gone wrong?
<Uni77>BC
BeenBurnt quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:08:21 PM <ramone5> or if your balls are really bouncy
01:08:31 PM <BeenBurnt> They're not.
01:08:35 PM <BeenBurnt> They dropped years ago and never came back up!
Emberzini quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<invaderdaisy> My dad is aking fun of my hiccups.
<invaderdaisy> *making
<Embers-in-the-Night> I'm aking fun of your typo.
<Embers-in-the-Night>
BlueEyedFire quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
00:28:28 <MangaHaus> Brokhen-Windu-C3: [link] that is my favorite brand of tequila
00:28:49 <roedeer> Yeeeeeeeeugh tequila.
00:29:08 <roedeer> Tequila is among the worst things ever invented.
00:30:25 <roedeer> I imagine it's gasoline pissed out by a Mexican, then road kill skunk flesh is steeped in it for several years until you have the finest quality tequila.
Wizard-Kgalm quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:27:53 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> How about Helen's Horny Hut.
09:28:01 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Or Tico's Taco Terrace.
09:28:13 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Van's Vagina Village.
09:28:26 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Pete's Penis Pickling?
09:30:30 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> You see a placard adourned on a statue. It say's "Marcelene's Magnificent Ming"
09:33:04 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Welcome to Clifford's Clitoris Cabana.
09:33:38 AM ** NarratorOfTownsville has joined
09:33:42 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Tyliqua: Welcome to Lazlo's Laughing Lips.
09:33:44 AM <NarratorOfTownsville> I must see things.
09:34:22 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Would you go to Orlando's Orgasmic Office?
09:35:35 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Donald's Dick Dump.
09:35:36 AM <hazelnutx> ^ that
09:35:38 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Don't open the door.
09:35:40 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Use the slot.
09:35:54 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> hazelnutx: I just timing trapped you.
09:36:03 AM <hazelnutx> Wizard-Kgalm: verily
09:36:17 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> valries vulva vasectomy?
09:36:37 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> CHIBICHIPS73: That doesn't sound pleasant.
09:36:57 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> oh, i got one. bobs bollock baths
09:37:46 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> ronalds rape room.
09:38:35 AM <NarratorOfTownsville> Tyler's Twat Tavern.
09:39:01 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> I agree.
09:39:01 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> NarratorOfTownsville: nice. obama's oral office?
09:39:19 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> freds fellatio fort
09:39:37 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Colin's Cooch Crevice.
09:39:41 AM <NarratorOfTownsville> Clinton's Clitoris Cab.
09:39:49 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Tyliqua: Come on, keep it original.
09:39:52 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> tyrones tit taxi
09:40:25 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Greg's Genital Gurney.
09:40:42 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> percy's pussy plaza?
09:41:31 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> charlies cock cave!
09:41:36 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> CHIBICHIPS73: I'd go in there.
09:41:38 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> NOt going to lie
09:41:40 AM <NarratorOfTownsville> iAnouarChaoz: Only if you speak to Howard's Hoochie Helper.
09:42:22 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Terry's Touching Tavern.
09:42:45 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> William's Wiped Willy.
09:43:14 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Angus' Anus Alley?
09:45:52 AM <CHIBICHIPS73> wizard-kgalm: archie's anal archive
09:47:30 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> CHIBICHIPS73: Barry's Bunghole Bungalo.
09:48:18 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Tyliqua: Rodney's Rectum Rentals
Skaerne quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<ScytheofJudgment> *cracks knuckles*
<Skaerne> Cracking your virtual knuckles.
<Skaerne> OoooOOOO THREATENING.
Vocable quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Wyvern709> Vocable: MAN I'M HUNGRY, GIVE ME SOME CHEESE AND CRACKERS
<Vocable> Wyvern709: But I don't have any crackers
<Wyvern709>
We crackalackin'?!?!Topicality quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Topicality> killjoy: I need to warm up to her
<killjoy> Topicality: what better way than frictionally.
<Topicality> killjoy: How could I jump her if I can barely talk to her
<Topicality> killjoy: And I'm classy kthanx :V
<killjoy> Topicality: so do it with a monocle on.
Y0UR4N63L quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<ortis34>
<yikkscastle> ortis34: did ya have to post that
<yikkscastle> ?
<ortis34> post what?
<yikkscastle> ortis34: my cats attacking the computer screen!
<Y0UR4NG3L>
<ortis34> lol
FDNT quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
17:21:23 <naruto32> maybe he got stuck in the toilet
17:21:30 <naruto32> they're silent killers you know...
BeenBurnt quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:47:39 PM <BeenBurnt> Yea it's like one of those rainbows that gold seems to scare away the children playing ball over the bridge that the woman jumped off and sky-dived to the clouds.
11:47:58 PM <Mavyrk> Too sober for that right now.
11:48:03 PM <Mavyrk> My eyes just crossed.
11:48:06 PM <Mavyrk> Reading that.
StarForgedLight quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:34:31 PM ** DaPineapple has joined
12:34:32 PM <savag3-cabbag3> I didn't like that old fuck from the start.
12:34:45 PM <savag3-cabbag3> I mean
12:34:47 PM <savag3-cabbag3> hello, DaPineapple
AcidicStormclouds quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Uni77>Don't you just hate it
<Uni77>when you buy a bag of air at lunch
<Uni77>and you get chips in it?
Aph-Afghanistan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
07:08:10 AM <Danske-Prinsesse> TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
07:08:25 AM <Danske-Prinsesse>
PREFECTS WILL LEAD THEIR HOUSES BACK TO THEIR DORMITORIES07:08:46 AM <Danske-Prinsesse>
THE SLYTHERIN DORMITORY IS IN THE DUNGEON THOUGH07:09:03 AM <Danske-Prinsesse>
OMG MALFOY YOU ACT LIKE I EVEN CARE07:09:25 AM <WisdomChan007>
OH RLY?NekoDoramu quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
05:06:17 PM * XxHatsuharuxX watches everyone from the shadows...
05:06:25 PM * NekoDoramu turns on all the lights
05:06:29 PM <NekoDoramu> Problem solved.
LiliWrites quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<namenotrequired> EarthPool: that just encourages people to ask others to report stuff though, which is herrassment
<namenotrequired> except
<namenotrequired> spellt correctly
<namenotrequired>
<pullingcandy> namenotrequired: heeeeheeee herrassment
lack-of-color quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:23:32 <DrFurball> If you're looking for a chess set that size, could it be said that you're big-game hunting?
