The LOL Corner 116

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

Dezenerate quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

09:39:43 AM <Sting1> If you want something that'll make you question why the hell you're still on the planet, stay in this chatroom.


LottnessMonster quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

06:56:19 AM <Makayo> Goddamn my eyes are so god-blasted dry.
06:56:32 AM <savag3-cabbag3> God blasted your eyes dry?
06:56:37 AM <savag3-cabbag3> WE SHOULD TAKE UP A PROTEST.
06:56:41 AM <savag3-cabbag3> THIS IS LIKE
06:56:49 AM <savag3-cabbag3> THE THIRD TIME GOD'S BLASTED HIS STUFF INTO SOMEONE'S EYES.


SyrinTranqual, quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

08:58:18 PM * broken-hearted89 pokes Kirona cookie filled ants
08:58:30 PM <Kirona> Cookie Filled Ants


ofDelicacies quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

05:03:01 PM <FLCLover> I keep
05:03:09 PM <FLCLover> looking at videos of muscular guys on youtube
05:04:03 PM <Hello--Dixie> ...
05:04:14 PM <Hello--Dixie> If you're looking at porn Angelique, just say so.

AmputeeWrecks quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

06:29:37 PM <Sting1> I tried to pay a prostitute in cock
06:29:43 PM <Sting1> she said she doesn't accept small change


Evlwolf quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

10:36:54 PM <nuckchorris0> Evlwolf: sexchange UR n00dz
10:36:56 PM <nuckchorris0> Wait
10:37:03 PM <nuckchorris0> No don't sex change them
10:37:07 PM <Evlwolf> LOL
10:37:08 PM <nuckchorris0> That'd be weird


Oukan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<KarakuriSix>I wish my pants would stop trying to escape
<Oukan>KarakuriSix: that's what he said
<KarakuriSix>Oukan: That's what we all said
<Mavyrk>kizgoth: Get back in my kitchen... ?
<KristenSpork>SHE DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS
<Mavyrk>KarakuriSix:
<Oukan>KarakuriSix: XDD
<SquirrelDash>KristenSpork: what did she say?
<Mavyrk>SHE DID TOO.
<KristenSpork>She couldn't say much, SquirrelDash.
<KristenSpork>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Mavyrk>Twiss. So much twiss.
<Oukan>KristenSpork: now THAT"s what she said
* KristenSporkleaves
<Oukan>


tigerfire2468 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<bluepoision> )

* PokeFox has to draw that now)

<PokeFox> NOT THAT)


AvelosFloof quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Wolfy-Tym> You up to much?
<MochironMan> As much as ever.
<Wolfy-Tym> Or just sat there all with bordem and wondering how fun it would be to eat your own hands?
<Wolfy-Tym> It's fun
<Wolfy-Tym> For a while
<Wolfy-Tym> Until you try and pick your teeth
<Wolfy-Tym> and realise the extent of your problem
<Wolfy-Tym> then you're boned
<MochironMan> then you realize how much more bored you are because you don't have hands
<MochironMan> but then again
<MochironMan> since your wrist is now a stump
<MochironMan> sex just became a lot more interesting


AutumnVisionary quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<sidneythehedgehog12> Who's that?
<TheLonelyIslandFreak> You're mom! *looks to see who it is* Oh shit, it is you're mom!


Topicality quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

09:12:57 PM <MNBot> I HAZ KWESHTON
09:13:02 PM <MNBot> Rahll: HAI UM DO U EVER USE MS PAINT?
09:13:17 PM <Rahll> .... :
09:13:25 PM <Rahll> did a bot just...


radglare quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

08:32:15 PM <Kintow> PaashTheSneasel: *picks something up*....
08:32:40 PM <PaashTheSneasel> ?
08:32:59 PM <Kintow> PaashTheSneasel: Excuse me sir...but you have seemed to drop your bum from laughing earlier....*dusts it off*


artinlife quotes,  chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

18:35:27 <JellyBeanAddict27> My reaction to Glee: Here's where I put a fuck ----> If I gave one


catluvr2 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

11:59:32 <JesusToTheChrist> catluvr2: So I went to starbucks and said "Hi, can I have a coffee, but without the cup? Would you also charge me $0.13 less, due to the lack thereof?"
11:59:49 <catluvr2> JesusToTheChrist: :lolwut:
12:00:15 <JesusToTheChrist> catluvr2: "No sir, I cannot do that." "You can pour it in my palms" "I'm not putting anything in your hands, sir" "I never said hands, I said palms, and by palms I mean palm trees."
12:00:28 <JesusToTheChrist> catluvr2: I subsequently left nonchalantly.
12:00:28 <catluvr2> JesusToTheChrist: LOL


Phaeochrous quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Haruno--Sakura>I'm bach
<Haruno--Sakura>back** xD
<Haruno--Sakura>I am not Bach.


Lyricanna quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

08:33:51 PM ** privilege class Waiting has been updated by StormPenguin with: -admin -kick -msg -topic -title
08:34:18 PM <rydi1689> stormymon used SILENCE! I KEEL YOU
08:34:23 PM <rydi1689> It was super effective


AvelosFloof quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Mushroom-Dragon> 5Ghost8Dragon3: i think your rate of braincell murder is the equivalent of snorting a freight train car full of crystal meth


AvelosFloof quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

04:28:33 PM <SuperArrow> BUT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
04:28:35 PM <SuperArrow> FUCKING PIE
04:28:37 PM <SuperArrow> Well
04:28:41 PM <SuperArrow> not going to be fucking the pie
04:28:43 PM <SuperArrow> but it's god damn pie.


KisayaMyst quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

11:36:17 AM <KisayaMyst> Ideas and aha moments kept popping into my head while I was trying to sleep last night
11:36:23 AM <Pola-444> did you have a pen?
11:36:27 AM <Pola-444> did you write it down?
11:36:34 AM <KisayaMyst> No, but I remembere
11:36:35 AM <KisayaMyst> d
11:36:49 AM <Pola-444> because I had the best poems in my head, ever, and they ran way the next morning. like a hooker


RedSunRevolution quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

* * Kintow has joined
<UltimateMasterHand> Hey
<Kintow> I got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one.
* * Kintow has left [timed out]


SteveO526 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<EarthPool> HAL2008: OMG HE FUCKING DISCONNECTED!!!!!!!!!!!
** thatswhatshesaid18 has joined


OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Mavyrk> SockHiddenUnderARock: Sup lil man.
<SockHiddenUnderARock> Mavyrk: My dentist gave me a tooth extraction and a boner.
<SockHiddenUnderARock> Mavyrk: How are you?


zebrazebrazebra quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<lightningmonkey> fuck technology.
* lightningmonkey throws his laptop
<zebrazebrazebra> That's not how you fuck something.
<lightningmonkey> some people probably like it that way.
<futilitarian> shit, that explains a lot
<zebrazebrazebra> Caption: Why writers don't breed.


crackers411 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Senekara>I was all like.. "TIP TOE. TIP TOE. TIP COW." )


Felixan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

03:59:53 PM <Fluffy-Kitty-Bot> "An Apple a day...oh wait."


Eurythmic quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

06:33:12 PM <rae2009> This says a side effect of pot is stupidity
06:36:55 PM <Dametora> rae2009: The side affect of LIFE is stupidity


AvelosFloof quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

11:52:25 AM <Wolfy-Tym> If you like fucking, you should move to Greece and get fucked daily by the government


TheExtremeN00b quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<TheExtremeN00b> hello there
<n8iveattitude1> TheExtremeN00b:
<TheExtremeN00b> no one is availible to take your call. plz leave a message after the colon :


electricjonny quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Mavyrk> kizgoth: Doctor, what's my progis?


Kaz-D quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

10:24:16 PM ** calm-B4-the-storm has joined
10:24:20 PM <dxd> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10:24:33 PM <Kaz-D> calm-B4-the-storm: Lol you're late


LunetteHollow quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<beyblade23> How long does it take to make a plz account? O.o]

<LuNarNiGhtTwiLiGhT-X> ...... how long did it take you to make YOUR account))

<beyblade23> An hour =/]

<LuNarNiGhtTwiLiGhT-X> what?.... >> what were you doing? reading the terms of service?))

<beyblade23> May~be <<;]


FallenWormwood quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

03:33:41 AM <Carter33566> Mystvixen: something evil lurks in the air..... that or a ninja cat has gas...


snurtz quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<CelestinaGrey> I write with the fury of a thousand sun! >I
<CelestinaGrey> ...suns*
<snurtz> CelestinaGrey: are they angry suns?
<CelestinaGrey> snurtz: Very angry. They cannot have chocolate because it always melts.


catluvr2 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Pola-444>I don't always tab
<catluvr2>but when I do, I tab wrong.
<Pola-444>catluvr2:


Halatia quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

09:57:06 PM <lightningmonkey> I have 8 tabs open. 6 of them are Power Rangers.
09:57:09 PM <lightningmonkey> Thanks, CRLit.


BeenBurnt quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

12:47:28AM <BeenBurnt> Okay, new thing: When a friend calls you crying, you do NOT ask her to buy beer so you can talk it over. Apparently
12:48:07AM <BeenBurnt> Had I known that, I wouldn't have answered the phone.


uber-ross quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

12:50:59 PM <SockHiddenUnderARock> Real positivity is hard to find.
12:51:23 PM <uber-ross> SockHiddenUnderARock: No it's not. Just ask any integer.
12:51:35 PM <SockHiddenUnderARock> No comment.
12:51:41 PM <uber-ross> SockHiddenUnderARock:


ikazon quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

04:51:54 PM <Tiganusi> TheSkaBoss: shit, son.
04:52:24 PM <Vocable> And thusly did the son defecate.


Mavette quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

11:20:34 AM<Rehai>The art gallery here is called the Vancouver Art Gallery. VAG for short.
11:20:40 AM<RedStereoVirus>LOL
11:20:45 AM<Rehai>"Okay class, you may now enter the VAG"
11:20:47 AM<RedStereoVirus>XDD
11:20:52 AM<Rehai>"Wrong door David."
11:21:06 AM<Frostdart>LOL
11:21:28 AM<Blacko1>pwned


TimeandAbsolution quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

03:40:58 AM <AquarianBabe> Did I tell you guys about that one time I was texting my mom and I tried to put kitties but put titties instead and she TOTALLY trolled the fuck out of me. I was like "How are the titties doing?" and she was like Pretty good, nice and free all day, yours?


Trapiki quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

07:49:21 PM <Gulivar> Trapiki, let's book a sunset cruise on the Great Barrier Reef around January; just you and me and a $700 bottle of ice cold champagne.
07:49:47 PM <Trapiki> Gulivar: Looking to ride some waves?
07:50:10 PM <Gulivar> Trapiki: Waves aren't the only thing I'm looking to ride, petal.
07:50:43 PM <Trapiki> Gulivar: You going to Rock me like a Hurricane?
07:51:00 PM <Gulivar> Trapiki: They don't call me a low pressure front for nothing.
07:51:27 PM <Trapiki> Gulivar: Just watch out for my Eye of the Storm
07:52:06 PM <Gulivar> Trapiki: I hear that's the sweetspot; the stormiest bit.
07:52:28 PM <Trapiki> Gulivar: Twister?
07:53:57 PM <Gulivar> Trapiki: Pfft, my cyclone will cause some severe flooding.
07:54:24 PM <Trapiki> Gulivar: Multiple storm surges?
07:54:35 PM <Gulivar> Oh I like the way you think!
07:54:39 PM <HayULol> flooding? i hear that causes people to get wet
07:54:47 PM <HayULol> iruineditonpurpose
07:54:57 PM <vast-blue> Gushing of moisture levels from the southern front.
07:55:04 PM <Gulivar> Maaaan.
07:55:08 PM <Gulivar> I spilled my tea, vast-blue.


Makayo quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

12:10:56 AM <Makayo> So...
12:11:05 AM <Makayo> Modern Jafar is Metrosexual hipster?
12:11:16 AM <LadyJafaria> should he not be?
12:11:25 AM <LadyJafaria> I love his tight pants, gotta say that
12:11:49 AM <Makayo> You like tight pants and you cannot lie.
12:11:55 AM <Makayo> You other ladies cant deny.
12:12:07 AM <Makayo> When a man walks in wearing itty bitty pants and his bulge is in your face...
12:12:16 AM <LadyJafaria> Makayo: No, just no
12:12:17 AM <ExtraEspresso>
12:12:38 AM <Makayo>


Flambenbombay quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…

<Flambenbombay> Fun fact! More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

<Yenihime> Fun fact! I'm not wearing any clothes.