The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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Wolfy-Westy quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
00:28:06 <malevolentman> perverts of america
00:28:08 <malevolentman> UNITE
00:28:09 ** thestripperspole has joined
AvelosFloof quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
** Reaper-X has joined
<Reaper-X> WHERE'S HE AT!?
<Reaper-X> I WANNA PUNCH HIM IN HIS MOTHER.
Euxiom quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:14:34 PM <Irving-Sotnw> i need a drink
11:26:14 PM <Irving-Sotnw> water
11:26:21 PM <Irving-Sotnw> the original beverage
11:26:29 PM <Irving-Sotnw> the Adam of ales
11:26:37 PM <Euxiom> aren't you cute
11:26:48 PM <Irving-Sotnw> The genesis of thirst quenching
11:27:07 PM <Irving-Sotnw> I would prefer handsome, thank you very much
11:27:10 PM <Irving-Sotnw> but yes
LombaxFan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:19:08 PM <VO87> Clank-Robot: whos your daddy?
08:19:09 PM <Clank-Robot> VO87, I was programmed by a programmer from #Botdom.
08:19:15 PM <VO87> ._.
08:19:38 PM <SilverSorrowBlade> Clank-Robot: Is the one known as VO87 a pervert with a "tool" The size of a ant?
08:19:40 PM <Clank-Robot> SilverSorrowBlade, If the one known as VO87 a pervert with a known as VO87 a pervert with a tool The size of a ant is, then I'll be very surprised.
08:19:43 PM <VO87> Clank-Robot: is he rich like me?
08:19:45 PM <Clank-Robot> VO87, I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
08:19:53 PM <SilverSorrowBlade> ._. The hell?
TheBlackMondeo quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<ice-or-fire> it would work better with transformers
<TheBlackMondeo> OMG TRANSFORMER SEX. LOLOLOL
<TheBlackMondeo> wait
<TheBlackMondeo> I think they call that dubstep.
Couratiel quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<jollyrogers5>
One does not simply silence the Silence Raptor.<UniLunarShine>
One does not simply use the wrong iconexarobibliologist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:46:58 PM <thederangedone> chadz99: im 12 how old r u?
01:47:06 PM <chadz99> me ?
01:47:09 PM <thederangedone> chadz99: mhm
01:47:15 PM <chadz99> ehmm i'm 22 years old this year
01:47:17 PM <thederangedone> oh wait
01:47:18 PM <thederangedone> damn it
01:47:22 PM <thederangedone> disregard me being 12.
01:47:32 PM <chadz99> lol
01:47:37 PM <chadz99> kid,go to sleep !!
01:47:43 PM <cypher-neo> thederangedone: Okay, once more, tell everyone your mental age!
nitonami quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:22:08 PM <jz113> I AM YOUR GOD NOW
08:22:14 PM <jz113> BRING MY YOUR VIRGINS
08:22:47 PM <Sitargirl100> *throws out the 40-year-old WoW'ers*
08:22:50 PM <Sitargirl100> THERE YOU GO
08:22:59 PM <Pinreydit> ^
08:23:07 PM <Pinreydit> ALL OF THEM ARE MALE
08:23:11 PM <Pinreydit> WITH DICKS
08:23:12 PM <Sitargirl100> YUPYUP
08:23:18 PM <Pinreydit> NOT FEMBOYS
08:23:26 PM <Sitargirl100> THATS WHY YOU NEED TO /SPECIFY/ WHICH VIRGINS YOU WANT
08:23:53 PM <Pinreydit> Your minute of godism is gone.
Tails-155 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:19:18 PM <DarkxRedemption> you know life is short go tell someone you love them
12:19:29 PM <DarkxRedemption> But shout it at them in german
12:19:35 PM <DarkxRedemption> because life is also strange and confusing
transculturelle quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
18:09:53 <ArabiCoffee> I'm applying for a visa, and here's one question from the application form:
18:10:08 <ArabiCoffee> In times of either peace or war has the applicant ever been involved, or suspected of involvement, in war crimes, crimes against humanity or genocide?
18:10:09 <xxsardisxx> mother fucking cops
18:10:10 <ArabiCoffee> hmmmmmm
18:10:14 <xxsardisxx>
18:10:22 <ArabiCoffee> would anyone answer this as a "yes"?
18:10:42 <ArabiCoffee> like,, seriously?
MalevolentMan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<king-of-hearts-okami> pizza pizza pizza..... -glares at the oven to heat faster-
<malevolentman> back from eating pizza
<king-of-hearts-okami> o.o.... =.= evil
Sonmaru quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
10:41:38 AM <jjuuhhaa> anyone has a good punch recipe?
10:42:42 AM <Sonmaru> jjuuhhaa: left hook, right hook, jab, jab, jab
unexamined-life quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Sartrean> kingmancheng: How would you explain what engineering is to a total novice like me?
<Sartrean> kingmancheng: If you could sum it up in, say, less than tweny words.
<kingmancheng> Sartrean: It's like lego, only more real.
Eurythmic quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:31:20 PM <wwwjam> Ever feel like your hand is about as stiff as a cock on viagra, and you just... can't draw with it? At all?
11:32:47 PM <Eurythmic> ....
mysteriousNitwit quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<AskBeyond> FAP TIME
<AskBeyond> TURN ON THE VERONICAS AND LETS HAVE A FAP PARTY
<AskBeyond> FAP= Forever Alone Party. XD
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo… PM <Mavyrk> MoscaDeMantequilla: I would give you a foot job, bro.
04:43:03 PM <Mavyrk> MoscaDeMantequilla: I mean, with sock on, so no homo.
04:43:11 PM <MoscaDeMantequilla> Mavyrk: gotta keep it protected.
04:43:13 PM <Mavyrk> MoscaDeMantequilla: Not a sock, even. SockHiddenUnderARock.
04:43:16 PM <MoscaDeMantequilla> I don't want athlete's dick.
Seven-Fates quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:53:16 PM <MyLittleJessy> A plant is staring at me...
09:53:23 PM <DarkxRedemption> MyJessy: LOL WUT
09:53:27 PM <DarkxRedemption> ARE YOU HIGH?
09:53:30 PM <MyLittleJessy>
IT'S STARING AT ME09:53:36 PM <MyLittleJessy> BECAUSE I'M NAKED
09:53:58 PM <SevenFates> MyLittleBicycle: So all is quiet on the breastern front?
09:53:59 PM <MyLittleJessy> Don't tell anyone....
09:54:11 PM <MyLittleJessy> SevenFates: Yus
catluvr2 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
18:13:14 <catluvr2> (Ω_Ω
18:14:32 <catluvr2> °(^_^)°
18:14:37 <catluvr2> PEEKABOO
18:14:39 ** hyperhippy92 has left [connection closed]
18:15:08 <catluvr2> o(-_-)o
LottnessMonster quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:36:54 AM <easywhisper> kimboslice-today: Cooliosisitismatoodlywootitis.
08:37:04 AM <kimboslice-today> easywhisper: What the what?
08:37:10 AM <easywhisper> kimboslice-today: Exactly.
08:38:45 AM <kimboslice-today> easywhisper: I still don't get it.
08:39:01 AM <easywhisper> kimboslice-today: I started typing coolio and then accidentally everything.
08:39:13 AM <kimboslice-today> easywhisper: Accidentally alcohol, perchance?
08:39:25 AM <easywhisper> kimboslice-today: Only if they've started making alcoholic noodles.
PaashTheSneasel quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:01:19 PM <PaashTheSneasel> Norse religion might well be like, iunno... 10 thousands of years old?
11:01:56 PM <LeviathanDemon> See, most people have a hard time comprehending long stretches of time like that]
11:02:14 PM <PaashTheSneasel> 'Scpecially creationists. Ooooh!
