The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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ZorritoBurrito quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<kickoutthehookers> It's because you idolise me
<kickoutthehookers> Or wanted to jump my bones
<Osama7> THE HELL!
<Lyesmith> kickoutthehookers: You are pretty fuckable.
<Arashi-the-Shinx>
<kickoutthehookers>
<Lyesmith> I like tall, burly dudes. Vikings, basically.
<Lyesmith> Give me all of your vikings.
<LawraRandala> Mmmm Vikings
<Lyesmith> ... Nurgh, Thorrrr.
<kickoutthehookers> I just need an axe
<kickoutthehookers> I could crush Thor with my manly ass cheeks.
lack-of-color quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
16:19:55 <lack-of-color> I'm part of the church of Don't-Care
16:20:08 <lack-of-color> It's on the corner of Zero and Fucks
GoaliGrlTilDeath quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
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=PhantasmShadow quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:44:55 PM <n-0-i-r-e> Rigbazooka :
YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE LIGHT~MalfunctionedFirefox quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<xXEclipseTheCatXx> o.k guys and gals it
is up to you to pick what i do next! (is it not fun?!) do i A) Work on
my animation B) Work on a video or C) Watch pornz? (i have a feeling
which one it is . . .
~Sonmaru quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
03:58:31 PM <Mommy-Earth> After reading the past few conversations all I think is: The fuck is wrong with some of you
~Ink19 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:51:19 PM <LOLimNyarlathotep> ink19: Must be really savory
12:51:25 PM <Ink19> mmmm yes. it is
12:51:36 PM <Ink19> and it's just dripping with juices
12:52:59 PM <LOLimNyarlathotep> Are you sharing this chicken with anyone
12:55:05 PM <Ink19> with my sister
12:56:45 PM <LOLimNyarlathotep> Must be pretty big to share it like that
12:57:45 PM <Ink19> Like I said it's huge
and the sauce is awesome. salty but good :eyes;12:57:50 PM <Ink19> damn
12:57:52 PM <Ink19>
12:59:55 PM <LOLimNyarlathotep> What kind of sause did you use?
01:01:03 PM <Ink19> costa rican sauce
with two limes01:02:00 PM <LOLimNyarlathotep> Must've been big juicy limes then
01:02:42 PM <Ink19> nice, plump, heavy limes
01:03:08 PM <LOLimNyarlathotep> Full of puckering juice
01:03:30 PM <Ink19> Dude...we need to get laid XD
Danium quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
05:39:45 PM <Danium> [link]
05:39:49 PM <xXEclipseTheCatXx> TailsCosmoFan25: so bored
05:40:06 PM <Danium> HEEEEEY IIII JUST MEEET YOUUU
05:40:10 PM <Danium> AND THIIIIS CRAAAAZY
05:40:14 PM <Danium> BUT HERES MYYYY NUUUMBER
05:40:17 PM <MissDemon92> i watch 90s shows
05:40:18 PM <Danium> SO CALL ME MAAAAAYBEEEE
05:40:23 PM <Danium>
05:40:23 PM <easywhisper> HEY I JUST MET YOU.
05:40:26 PM <easywhisper> AND THIS IS CRAAAZY.
05:40:29 PM <easywhisper> BUT I AM PREGNANT.
05:40:29 PM <DFX4509B> MissDemon92: South Park?
05:40:30 PM <easywhisper> AND IT'S YOUR BABY.
05:40:39 PM <Danium> HEY I JUST MET YOU
05:40:44 PM <Danium> AND THIS CRAZY
05:40:46 PM <MissDemon92> nop
05:40:49 PM <Danium> BUT HERES SOME ROPE
05:40:52 PM <Danium> HANG YOURSELF MAYBE
05:40:53 PM <fred7601> OH GAWD! THE CHATROOM VERSION IS EVEN WORSE!!!
05:40:55 PM <MissDemon92> drama comedy stuff
05:40:56 PM <Danium>
05:41:02 PM <TorsadesPourFoi> 189 million views?WHAT THE FUCK?
05:41:02 PM <SilversAngel> HEY I JUST MET YOU
05:41:05 PM <SilversAngel> AND THIS IS CRAZY
05:41:16 PM <DFX4509B> MissDemon92: Digimon? Pokémon? Hamtaro? Anything like that?
05:41:16 PM <MissDemon92> whats wronge with you all?
05:41:25 PM <MissDemon92> r u mad
05:41:27 PM <Danium> its such a fucking catchy song
05:41:30 PM <MissDemon92> noooooooooooooooooooo
05:41:30 PM <easywhisper> HEY I JUST MET YOU.
05:41:31 PM <SilversAngel> BUT I HATE THIS SONG
05:41:31 PM <Danium> which will be stuck in your head
05:41:32 PM <easywhisper> AND THIS IS CRAAAZY.
05:41:37 PM <easywhisper> BUT THERE'S A DICK THERE.
05:41:37 PM <SilversAngel> SO STOP SINGING IT MAYBE
05:41:38 PM <easywhisper> YOU'RE NOT A LADY.
05:41:52 PM <Danium> HEY I JUST NMET YOU
05:41:55 PM <Danium> AND THIS IS CRAZY
05:41:57 PM <SilversAngel> HEY I JUST MET YOU
05:41:58 PM <Danium> BUT IM A TRANNY
05:42:00 PM <RATEDSROCKSTAR> give me your number, i'll call you maybe!
05:42:00 PM <Danium> SO CALL ME MAYBE
05:42:01 PM <SilversAngel> AND THIS IS CRAZY
05:42:05 PM <RATEDSROCKSTAR> haha
05:42:05 PM <MissDemon92> i dont watch cartoons im like fucking 20
05:42:05 PM <SilversAngel> BUT HERE'S MY PENIS
05:42:09 PM <SilversAngel> SO SUCK IT, MAYBE
05:42:17 PM <MissDemon92> ew shut
05:42:18PM <DFX4509B> Wow. Spamming Beiber in here. And I thought this
chat couldn't deteriorate anymore with the underaged motherfuckers that
come in here.
05:42:19 PM * Danium ruined #devart
05:42:19 PM <Danium>
~Embers-in-the-Night quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<xEspeon> Redneck word of the day: Obama. Imma drink this whole pack o beers obama self
~RiFlight quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<disrhythmic>One time I caught my belt loop on a doorknob. For a brief instant I defied all laws of physics.<0hgravity>how dare you defy me!
<RiFlight>*shakes head* LOL
<disrhythmic>O.O
<tisserande-d-encre>LOL
<disrhythmic>Sorry sir! O.O
<RiFlight>That was epic.
~LueniTitan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
04:56:41 PM <NatOreN>
04:56:50 PM <LueniTitan>
04:57:04 PM <NatOreN> Mine are bigger.
04:57:14 PM <LueniTitan> That's what she said.
04:57:41 PM <NatOreN> I'm thankful she did. Moobs aren't my thing.
BeccaJS quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
21:58:56 <MurkamiHaruka> did that bot just
21:59:01 <MurkamiHaruka> ????
21:59:08 <MurkamiHaruka> IT HAS NEVER TALKED BEFORE!!!
21:59:17 <MurkamiHaruka> that was a weird little hiccup there
21:59:35 <MNBot> hiccup
21:59:35 <futilitarian> it has talked before
21:59:46 <MurkamiHaruka> O_o
21:59:56 <Beccalicious> its drunk clearly
21:59:57 <PinkyMcCoversong> MNBot: have a glass of water. It's on me.
`neurotype quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:10:19 AM <raspil> call me butter because i'm on a roll, hoes.
~Sverna quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
05:00:50 PM <stomachlinedinlace> i took the extra mouse my mom uses
05:00:52 PM <stomachlinedinlace> wireless
05:01:02 PM <stomachlinedinlace> i switched it on and used my hand as a mousepad
05:01:10 PM <stomachlinedinlace> so every time she'd try to click on something i'd move it around on my hand
05:01:11 PM <Sverna> hahaha
05:01:16 PM <Sverna> HAHAHAHAHAA
05:01:19 PM <stomachlinedinlace> and she started getting frustrated and confused
05:01:27 PM <stomachlinedinlace> and leaning closer to the screen and wiggling her mouse around
05:01:28 PM <Sverna> oh my god
05:01:37 PM <Sverna> you fucking monster
05:01:41 PM <Sverna> hahahaha
05:01:43 PM <stomachlinedinlace> i'm a dick
~AlanComek quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
19:52:37 <AlanComek> PenciLion: You are the greatest man who has ever lived
19:52:58 <PenciLion> AlanComek: uh... I'm a girl
19:53:06 <AlanComek> PenciLion: Same difference.
19:53:13 <PenciLion> AlanComek: true
=KnightOfBreath quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
02:24:50 PM * Abstract-Mindser experiences Deja Vu.
02:25:10 PM * KnightOfBreath experiences Vuja De.
02:25:28 PM * wwwjam is drinking Deja Blue
~NekoDoramu quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:56:09 AM <zp92> I hav mi furst inglish sumer klass today
09:56:52 AM <NekoDoramu> Call it a hunch, but I don't think you'll do well .-.
~FDNT quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
23:30:48 * FDNT is away:
To The Toilet!23:33:35 * FDNT is back from
To The Toilet! after 2 minutes, 41 seconds23:33:45 * FDNT It's A New Lap Record!
`Danium quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Tinkazon> hail-the-oblivious: i would love to walk around inside your head. i love vast open spaces.
*thatindividual quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:52:29 <DepressedByLogic> I wonder if England will flood beyond return in the future.
12:52:37 <thatindividual> DepressedByLogic: It will sink like Atlantis.
12:52:47 <thatindividual> Then American English will become the standard.
fjslkdjfnsglksdjfsd quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
10:15:08 PM * Solar-Paragon FLIP INTERNET
10:16:00 PM <relivethepast> WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?
10:16:11 PM <relivethepast> NOW MY INTERNET'S ALL FUCKED UP BECAUSE OF YOU
10:16:33 PM <relivethepast> Solar-Paragon: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
=TrintyBloodsFatality quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:55:53 PM ** VO87 has joined
01:56:02 PM <VO87> ^^
01:56:13 PM <VO87> happy 4th of july
01:57:52 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> ALL THESE WHIPPERSNAPPERS, BEING RUDE TO THE ELDERLY. Why, back in MY day....
02:02:14 PM <VO87> and got too go
02:02:17 PM <VO87>
02:02:18 PM ** VO87 has left [connection closed]
~DJDragonwolf quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:34:54 PM <nanapooh> ok any thing planed for the 4thvof july
12:41:49 PM <nanapooh> are you having a cockout today
12:43:12 PM <legn155> im sorry what ?
Sye216 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:58:17 PM <guttershy> I searched groups for cats.
11:58:31 PM <guttershy> I see a group called "Cats-Are-Awesome"
11:58:52PM <guttershy> The description of it is "Well as the title says this group is all about cats!! If you are a cat hater you can't join, sorry. NO posting art that isn't about cats or is about cats dying/maimed/injuired in any way, snape or form."
11:58:59 PM <guttershy> Look very carefully.
11:59:10 PM <guttershy> For an error.
12:00:47 AM <KodiKat> snape
12:01:37 AM <MacabreMachine> That would be a very severus offense
*Sye216 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:16:27 PM <E-Squid> I sorted the
paints the other day and came across some tempera bottles that boasted
their non-settling properties
08:16:38 PM <Ophiocordyceps> They settled didn't they
08:16:44 PM <E-Squid> the contents were so settled that they could have started a fucking colony
`neurotype quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:05:59 PM <raspil> i'm flipping the table.
09:06:48 PM <Vocable> did someone right the table yet
09:07:02 PM <Vocable> poor table, so abused
09:07:06 PM <apocathary> I think it's in a state of permanent spin.
09:07:22 PM <raspil> apocathary: it's on a lathe going 10,000 rpm
09:07:31 PM <raspil> any more and it'll be a toothpick
09:07:54 PM <Vocable> huh, wonder if it follows Pauli's Exclusion Principle at that point
09:07:59 PM <raspil> any more spin and FOXNews will hire it to replace Bill O Reilly
`Danium quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<copperrein> I refuse to believe you are the age you say you are
<GigaNigga> and I refuse to believe you don't work for UPS
<GigaNigga> Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
~</a>Tails-155 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
00:14:03 <Tails-155> Anyone else think
"solved by fist" sounds like a really silly way to say "I punched him, that shut him up."
00:14:42 <8wingedSeraph> Tails-155: Yes
00:14:55 <Tails-155> okay, I'm not crazy this time lol
Couratiel quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<StaticWave12> The city. It cries for a hero, and I'm just the man for the job.
<StaticWave12> I'm off!
<StaticWave12> Batman away!
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<ParkaPosy> That was the best goodbye I have ever seen.
